Settling disagreements through the ages
Two prominent politicians have recently been in the media, going back and forth, sending each other not-too-friendly words. Politician words. One is a guy. He is smooth-talking and doesnāt wear ill-fitting suits in front of cameras. The other is an iron-lady. She goes by the book. The feud, fought out entirely in the media, has […]
Goat rearing-best practices
The dons at the leading tertiary institution in our beloved country are on strike; they want their pay increased. Our benevolent leader shared tried and tested wisdom with them; he said that if they want more money, they should go and rear goats. Any columnist around the world would jump at an opportunity like this […]
Fighting school strikes with guns
Head teachers in western Uganda are troubled people. Over the last few months, a number of student strikes have broken out in the schools they run. These have resulted in losses to the schools. Egos have also taken a hit in the process. In their wisdom, the head teachers have requested that the police give […]
Messaging in the past times
Once upon a time, humans communicated entirely by ooga agaaring to the person next to them. Communities were small. They left home to run out and kill game then came home, dragging their supper by the antlers and handed it to their mate. All one needed to get their message across was to, after scratching […]
How to converse with your long lost friend
The nature of life is such that once in a while, you are minding your own business, lost in your own world, racking your brain for the next excuse to give your landlord about the rent when you run into an old friend. Your brain looks up, sighs and goes back to sleep, leaving you […]
Boda boda, there is still hope
Over the years that this column has been in existence, it has on several occasions bashed boda boda riders. Bashed is actually not the word; āknockedā is more accurate. Over the span of a few weeks, it once explored the different types of boda boda. It has also delved into how boda bodas came to […]
How to run a big company
As the big, all-powerful being that runs an even bigger, more powerful company, you spend nights awake thinking deep thoughts on things us mere cassava-eating mortals cannot begin to appreciate. If even half your thoughts run through our minds that donāt run big, powerful companies, weād fall on the ground and convulse and ask you […]
How to dodge a pothole
Merrily driving along what we use as roads in Kampala, you will tunnel down many a pothole. For you who drink coffee while driving to work, this may cause your drink to spill on the lower half of your body. This is not a good thing seeing as coffee, assuming it was not made in […]
How to handle spam
Do you ever receive those emails with blue skies, waterfalls and yellow sunflowers with a feel-good message that has a warning at the end; if you donāt forward this to 15 of your friends within the next three seconds, your face will fall off? Do you usually immediately cringe, snap your laptop shut, fight a […]
Why āindicatingā will not kill you
Whistling, driving happily along an uneven path, track, trail or if you are lucky enough to find a road in Kampala, you eventually realise that every so often, drivers turn without giving a turn signal, or āindicatingā. This might rile you. You may feel the urge to construct a sentence using only expletives and send […]